Expert

I am an expert note-taker
I am a professional story faker
I can imagine whole worlds with my mind
But I do not always pay my bills on time

I forget
I let
The little things go by

Putting a stamp on an envelope is an ordeal
It can take me hours to do the dishes

But if you need somebody to tell you a story about the dragon
Who fell in love with an ugly duckiling who was rally a beautiful swan and then the dragon became the king of Astoria
And used his magic to make everybody dance all crazy
Well
Then
I may be able to help you out.